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Aaron Cannata passes I-11
Congratulations to Aaron "AX man" Cannata on his Emmy award-winning performance as he completed the I-11 rating under the clearly terrified control of Jim Johnson.
"The hold entry was very.....creative," commented the still trembling Johnson, "but what could I say? He's Aaron Cannata. He would've ripped my head off and yelled directly into my spine. Don't tell me you haven't heard the stories."
Cannata evidently underwent a series of method acting classes prior to attempting the rating. As the door to his jet-black Super King Air was closing, a lineman overheard a conversation with his acting coach, "what's my motivation for the hold scene? I'm sorry, I'm a what? A frigthened sparrow with a sore left wing. Uh huh. And it's having a rough day." He sighed heavily, "you do know that I already have an Emmy, right? I'll bet Costner doesn't have to do this crap."
After returning to home base, Aaron stormed into the TRACON, ate the receptionist, and confronted the heavily-urinating Johnson. [Jim, forgive me, but that name is pure gold]
The cowering Johnson was last seen shrinking in the corner, holding out the I-11 cert.... "Just take it! I got kids!"
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